greekgogurt:

*eats an entire sleeve of ritz crackers while sexting*

witneyhouston:

15 year old white gay male: “gorlll” “SHADE” “yasss hunty” “weave”  

ehhhr:

has anyone tried typing with their boner 

mattfoundglory:

the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth